Schwa~y, I'm in. XDDD Terry's voting post is
here, but here's his app:
For this, I'm missing a date? I don't know who gave the bad guys teleportation devices, but I could be chasing them around all night at this rate. This is seriously the last job I'm letting you drag me on without at least an hour's notice. You got tha-----damn, I think they hit me! Wayne, I'm in a forest somewhere, can you get a trace? My GPS just got fried. ... Hello? Earth to the Batcave?
...Slag it, my com is dead. I should've realized that when he wasn't yelling at me. "This is more important than dinner, crime doesn't wait for the creme brule," or whatever.
C'mon, Terry, think, what would the old man be telling you to do right now? ...assess the situation. Okay, I've got trees, and more trees, and... trees with faces? I think I might've landed on my head again----aah, get off me! I've got hedge clippers and I know how to use them!! Alright, so I don't. I hope getting here didn't fry my cloaking device. With my luck, there's probably a 'do not teleport' warning on the back of this suit, under 'hand wash only.'
Hah, it still works! Can't catch me now, can you? That's what you get for messing with Batma----oof.
Who put that branch there? Slagging tree, you did that on purpose.... fine. But can you fly? Because I can. Eat propane, you menacing maple. No, wait.. Hazardous hickory? Sinister sequoia! ACK! Let go, it's not my fault I don't know what kind of tree you are, I slept through bio!
And that's the old man's fault, too, he'd kept me up fighting madmen with chainsaws... which would come in handy right about now.Put me -- ow -- ack -- oof -- down!
...I'm gonna need a mechanic.